there should be an award for the people who
- finish a whole tube of chap stick without losing it
- finish the shampoo and conditioner at the same time
*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*
do you ever get anxiety bc your room is so messy but ur just too damn lazy to clean it
This is my whole life.
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
have you ever met someone who likes the same stuff as you but they’re not obsessed enough